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Brass Witness

A Missing ReportCompetition group B All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #80732 873 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · A Missing Report

2
#6Now #4Best #7Started 4Weeks

All-In league: Brass Witness stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptThe Bureau's Unregistered Witness
TroubleSilence Denounces Broken Chains
Green Patina Marks the Dishonest Hums When Protocol Is Honored Photograph Holds Current Witness

Forged from the same brass stake that confirmed the wrong map in Week 2, the Brass Witness was minted in the Bureau's forgotten annex sometime between the founding of the Protocol and the disappearance of its first archivist. It survived the unmapped path between holes 5 and 6 by being too heavy to lose, and now serves as the league's most trusted witness to every tag transfer, its serial numbers matching no known shipping manifest.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #4 #6

Your series bag tag moved from #4 to #6 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.

Field drift #7 #4

Your series bag tag moved from #7 to #4 based on your top 2 rated rounds from the last two completed series weeks.

Forged

Tag #7, the Brass Witness, was cast from the stake that vouched for the wrong map in Week 2. It's too heavy to lose and too stubborn to apologize. Its serials match no manifest. It hums when the two-handed protocol is observed, and goes silent when it isn't. Petty, but accurate.

adjusts headset Robert Walker III just became the first owner of Tag #7, the Brass Witness. Its serials match no manifest, and it hums when handled with two hands. Walker's flash photo is already wedged in the slot. The Witness has seen worse. Probably.

Forged Week 5 assigned #7

Robert Walker III opened the season on Tag #7, the Brass Witness, with a 70 that beat the 73.0 field average by three strokes and matched his personal average exactly. The round rating of 824 landed -52 below form against his 876 PDGA rating, so the card reads better than the number the rating system uses to judge it. The Witness hums when the two-handed protocol is honored, so next week we'll find out whether he kept both hands on it.

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