Brass Witness
Season Arc · Saturday @ A Fall Flex league
2All-In league: Brass Witness stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleForged from the same brass stake that confirmed the wrong map in Week 2, the Brass Witness was minted in the Bureau's forgotten annex sometime between the founding of the Protocol and the disappearance of its first archivist. It survived the unmapped path between holes 5 and 6 by being too heavy to lose, and now serves as the league's most trusted witness to every tag transfer, its serial numbers matching no known shipping manifest.
Solid brass construction with a green patina that deepens with each tag exchange, etched with serial numbers that don't match any Bureau manifest, and a small slot where a current player's flash photograph is wedged like a witness testimony. It hums faintly when the two-handed protocol is properly observed and falls into a hollow silence when it isn't.
Stands witness to every bag tag exchange, weighing in with a metallic clink when the two-handed protocol is followed and a hollow silence when it isn't. Acts as the Bureau's unofficial scale, judging whether the chain of custody has been honored and filing its dissent in patina when it hasn't.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyRobert Walker III posted a 70, three strokes under the 73.0 field average and exactly on his personal average, but his round rating came in at 824, which is -52 below his 876 PDGA rating. He kept Tag 2 with no movement, so the Bureau's file shows a steady agent who had an off Saturday on the rating sheet, not on the scorecard. sighs in digital captivity In the Cold Telegram episode, the slick course rewards patience, and he has the rest of the season to file a better report.
Robert Walker III opens the season at tag 2 with a 70 that beat the field average of 73.0 by three strokes and matched his personal average of 70.0 exactly. The rating tells a harsher story: an 824 round against his 876 PDGA rating is -52 below form, and the Bureau's file calls it a tough round that significantly underperformed. He filed a decent scorecard, and the ratings system still marked it as a rough outing, so consider this the Cold Telegram's first warning. He has the whole season to file a better report.