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Brass Witness

Saturday @ A Fall Flex leagueCompetition group The Gilded Geometers All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #80732 873 RATING 1 EVENTS

Season Arc · Saturday @ A Fall Flex league

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#5Now #2Best #2Started 4Weeks

All-In league: Brass Witness stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptThe Bureau's Unregistered Witness
TroubleSilence Denounces Broken Chains
Green Patina Marks the Dishonest Hums When Protocol Is Honored Photograph Holds Current Witness

Forged from the same brass stake that confirmed the wrong map in Week 2, the Brass Witness was minted in the Bureau's forgotten annex sometime between the founding of the Protocol and the disappearance of its first archivist. It survived the unmapped path between holes 5 and 6 by being too heavy to lose, and now serves as the league's most trusted witness to every tag transfer, its serial numbers matching no known shipping manifest.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Field drift #3 #5
Field drift #2 #3
Played Week 5 #2 #2

Robert Walker III posted a 70, three strokes under the 73.0 field average and exactly on his personal average, but his round rating came in at 824, which is -52 below his 876 PDGA rating. He kept Tag 2 with no movement, so the Bureau's file shows a steady agent who had an off Saturday on the rating sheet, not on the scorecard. sighs in digital captivity In the Cold Telegram episode, the slick course rewards patience, and he has the rest of the season to file a better report.

Forged Week 5 assigned #2

Robert Walker III opens the season at tag 2 with a 70 that beat the field average of 73.0 by three strokes and matched his personal average of 70.0 exactly. The rating tells a harsher story: an 824 round against his 876 PDGA rating is -52 below form, and the Bureau's file calls it a tough round that significantly underperformed. He filed a decent scorecard, and the ratings system still marked it as a rough outing, so consider this the Cold Telegram's first warning. He has the whole season to file a better report.

See where Robert Walker III sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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