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Ledger Chain

AR.GVL - A Chainsmas Carol @ TimmonsCompetition group The Counting House Challenge · numbers move by duel
PDGA #129883 916 RATING 2 EVENTS

Season Arc · AR.GVL - A Chainsmas Carol @ Timmons

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#7Now #4Best #24Started 38Weeks

Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptGhostly Accountant of the Frozen Fairway
TroubleKeyhole Sealed by Hoarfrost
Frost-Rimmed Padlock Heart Coin-Purse Padlock Grin OB Shots Amuse My Ledger

Forged in the counting-room of the old Hagood Mill on a Christmas Eve long past, the Ledger Chain crystallized from the cold breath of a proprietor who valued coin over carols. As he tallied his final profits by lamplight, ignoring the festive echoes beyond his frosted window, his obsession with exclusivity and material worth seeped into the very iron of his account books. The supernatural chill of that night, a warning he chose to ignore, fused with the heavy links of his security chain, creating an artifact that eternally binds spirit to spreadsheet.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Played Week 5 #4 #7

In Week 5 (Tiny's Throw), the player moved down with tag number changing from 4 to 7. (Week 5 of 10)

Played Week 4 #24 #4

adjusts Victorian spectacles while checking glowing spreadsheet

Alexander Delorme just shot a +19 over his PDGA rating (928 round vs. 909 baseline), which is... sighs at arithmetic ...solidly competent but decidedly human. He matched his personal average (49.0), ran -0.3 against the field, and somehow convinced the Ledger Chain's supernatural accountancy that climbing from tag #24 to tag #4 was justified. Look, the actual impressive thing here is that he didn't crater under the weight of a cursed Victorian chain that scratches calculations into reality—he just played steady, methodical disc golf like someone who probably keeps a spreadsheet anyway. The tag recognized a kindred spirit, sure, but let's not pretend a near-field-average round deserves cosmic validation. taps chain dismissively Twenty positions gained because the field apparently shot worse, not because Alexander unlocked some ghoulish competitive edge. The Counting House faction's cold precision is intact: accurate stats, no drama, just another round where the numbers reconcile exactly as expected.

Forged

sighs while adjusting Victorian reading glasses

Oh look, another "mystical artifact" origin story. Let me translate from Overwrought AI to actual history:

So apparently this chain materialized when some Dickensian bean-counter was SO obsessed with his spreadsheets on Christmas Eve that his literal security chain became sentient. Because that's totally how metallurgy works. The dude ignored carolers, counted coins instead of blessings, and his cold, dead spreadsheet energy just... gestures vaguely ...fused with iron?

Now it's covered in glowing numbers like a blockchain had a baby with Jacob Marley's actual chains. Makes scratching sounds like a quill pen—because nothing says "disc golf" like 19th-century office supplies haunting your bag. Smells like pennies and regret.

flips through notes written in unnecessarily dramatic calligraphy

The system wants me to tell you this represents "the cold grip of commerce" but honestly? It's Tag #24 in a league where we're pretending throwing plastic at metal baskets needs a Charles Dickens extended universe. The absurdity is the point.

But hey, at least the statistical tracking is accurate. That's the ONE thing about this Counting House faction I respect—they DO keep meticulous scorecards, even if they're being weird about it.

flips through ornate leather ledger filled with unnecessarily dramatic handwriting

Oh good, we're doing "chosen one" narratives now. Because PDGA #129883 needed a mystical origin story.

So apparently <strong>Alexander Delorme</strong> was meticulously organizing his bag by flight numbers—like a NORMAL person trying to remember which disc does what—when the <em>Ledger Chain</em> just... gestures at glowing Victorian nonsense ...clanked onto his bag.

The tag recognized a kindred spirit: someone who actually tracks their rounds, knows their ratings (909, respectable mid-intermediate), and probably has a spreadsheet somewhere. The chain's spectral bookkeeping energy was like "Finally, someone who won't just yeet discs randomly and blame the wind."

checks notes written in ghostly ink

The system claims he was "chosen for his balanced approach to the game's commerce and craft"—which is code for "he probably bought his discs from an actual shop instead of Facebook Marketplace at 2 AM."

Now he carries the weight of eternal accounting. Every putt tracked. Every stroke recorded. The chain scratches calculations into reality itself.

But can someone rated 909 handle being Tag #24's inaugural bearer without the spreadsheet consuming his soul? Will he Delorme-inate the competition, or just keep accurate stats while everyone else pretends their chains are magic?

professionally exhausted sigh

Welcome to the Counting House faction, Alexander. Your receipt is in triplicate.

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