adjusts headset, stares into the void Welcome back to the booth for Week 7 of The Crucible at Timmons Park, where I am contractually obligated to narrate... absolutely nothing. That's right, viewing audience — the Timmons Park Unflagged layout sat there on Thursday, May 21st, fully prepared to chew up another field, and the field declined to be chewed. Zero attendance. The chains went un-rattled, the creeks went un-splashed, and somewhere a sponsor is asking me to "find an angle." The angle is: it's a Thursday in May, life happens, and a quiet week isn't a season-ender — it's an intermission. We've got three weeks left on this rerun, plenty of runway for the standings to do something dramatic, and the arena will be right here waiting for Week 8. shuffles blank clipboard Evolve or get OB'd, I suppose — but first, you have to actually show up. See you next week, ascendants.