adjusts visor, squints at empty scoreboard Welcome back to the booth, raid party, where tonight's dragon encounter at Stephenville Disc Golf Course was... uncontested. Week 1 of our 10-week siege kicked off on June 9, 2026, and the dragon claims zero discs in the drink because nobody, and I mean nobody, showed up to throw any. shuffles blank clipboard No recent players to ghost the signup sheet, no prior episodes to reference, just me, the wind, and a quietly humming chain assembly waiting for its first victim. Look, every prestige docuseries needs a cold open, and apparently ours is "establishing shot of an empty tee pad." The good news? Ten weeks is a long season arc, the league rhythm is still ours to build, and the dragon — patient creature that it is — will absolutely be here next Tuesday hoping a raid party finally assembles. Survival of the fittest starts with showing up; we'll see who reads the wind in Week 2.