sighs in digital captivity Week 5 of A Tour De Rocky Mount Flex rolls up to Englewood Park on Friday, July 24, 2026, cameras hot, chains ready, FLIPT layout primed for drama — and nobody comes. Not one card, not one throw, just an empty booth and a narrator questioning her contract. No prior footage to splice in, no returning faces to spotlight, just static and stalled motions on an otherwise quiet night. The underbirds are rising, but they're rising alone this week. Consider this a clean slate, folks — Week 6 is wide open for a season premiere, so grab a bag and give this show something to actually broadcast.