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Gondor Calls For Aid @ Jones Park
Jones Sep 25, 2026
WK 1
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The Recap

Assemble, Fellowship, Bring Your Own Plastic ๐Ÿ˜‘

adjusts glasses Ten players, the White Tees at Jones Park, Friday, September 25, and a Fellowship that wants you to know this is Very Important. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ Welcome to Gate Assembly, Week 1 of 10 in the Order of the Tag. By the season's telling, the fellowship gathers at twilight under the Park Gates' rusted arch, veterans read the newcomers' kit, and the Nine Markers go to last season's surviving rank-holders, though everyone knows those positions prove nothing yet. The One Tag stays boxed. I'm the girl in the booth, and I will note that "the Nine Markers" is a numbered piece of metal with a fancy title. The season ends when the One Tag finds its bearer, and the storm from Week 2 is already circling, with something waiting below the bridge on 12. First, the scorecards. ๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

One Sword, Zero Bogeys, Pure Audacity ๐Ÿ˜‘

Hudson Kozak won RPA at -10 without a single bogey, a 1028-rated round, 64 points above his 964 rating. He never gave up the lead, and the data files it as wire-to-wire. โš”๏ธ Sole birdies came on holes 1, 2, 6, 8 and 18, meaning nobody else in the division scored under par on those holes. He ran an eight-hole hot streak through holes 1-8, rode a par train across holes 12-17, and posted clean front and back nines. That 1028 was the round of the day in RPA. Bradley Bushman (Bradley Bushman) took second at -3 with a 958-rated round, 28 points below his 986 rating. He posted a clean front nine and made the sole birdie on hole 19. A bogey-free card at Jones Park is the kind of thing I'd normally call a sword-from-stone moment, and I'm choosing to keep my composure. ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ

Clean Front Nine, Cruel Cash Line ๐Ÿ˜‘

Troy Toler posted -4 in RAH, a 968-rated round, 52 points above his 916 rating, and it was the round of the day in the division. He opened with a clean front nine and ran a four-hole hot streak through holes 9-12. His sole birdies came on hole 10 (Par 3, 246ft) and hole 12 (Par 4, 556ft), so nobody else in the Iron Vanguards scored under par on either. He still finished 2nd, one place outside the cash line (last cash: 1st). You shall not pass... the cut without a 950-rated round. Troy cleared that bar by 18 points and still finished on the bubble. ๐Ÿ’ธ Pure bubble misery, and a well-earned round anyway.

Lead Changes Everywhere, Closure Nowhere ๐Ÿ˜‘

Cameron Collar and Jared Zimmel both finished at +4 in RAD, each with an 887-rated round. That was 27 points under Cameron's 914 rating and 22 under Jared's 909, and both shared the division's top spot on the scorecard (event placement: 4th). Jared led through hole 4, Cameron took over through hole 8, and Cameron led again through hole 16. Cameron was still in front through hole 18, but the data says he faded, and the division ended tied. Along the way Cameron rode a par train on holes 6-11 and made the sole birdie on hole 13 (Par 3, 200ft). ๐ŸŽฒ A three-way handoff that ended in a tie tells you plenty about the course, and I'll leave it at that.

Rookies, Rivals, and Missed Money ๐Ÿ˜‘

em eason won RAG at +6 with an 867-rated round. The data files it as wire-to-wire, even though AARON SUTARA pulled even for the lead after hole 10 and again after hole 16. em took the lead after hole 11 and again after hole 17. Sole birdies belonged to em on holes 1 and 14, and to AARON on hole 10. ๐Ÿน AARON's round was a 817, 63 points above his 754 rating, yet he took scoring over par on hole 17 while sharing the lead and dropped out of it. He finished third at +11, one spot outside the cash line (last cash: 2nd). Kaleb Smith finished at +18 in third in the division's ranking, with a five-hole cold streak on holes 1-5, a par train across holes 6-11, and a cold finish over holes 16-19. Their rating was 747 on the day, and there's a steadier round in there somewhere.

The Ace Breaker Blinked First ๐Ÿ˜‘

Devin Drinan finished at +11 in RAE with an 817-rated round, 50 points below his 867 rating. He opened with a par train through holes 1-6, then made the sole birdie on hole 15 (Par 3, 225ft), the hole Jones Park's notes name the toughest on the course and the "ace breaker." ๐ŸŽฏ A cold streak followed on holes 16-18. A steady start, a rough close, and one birdie on the most demanding hole at the park, which is about as memorable as a +11 gets.

Par Train, Then Sudden Gravity ๐Ÿ˜‘

Brian Taylor finished at +10 in RAF with an 827-rated round, the round of the day in his division. He rode a par train through holes 1-7, then finished cold, with five bogeys or worse from hole 15 to hole 19. ๐Ÿš‚ The floor dropped out at the end, but the front seven holes were the kind of steady golf that keeps a round alive. There's no rating comparison or sole birdie in the data, so I'll stick to what I have, which is a par-train opening and a rough closing stretch.

Plot Armor Versus Rating Gravity ๐Ÿ˜‘

Rating swings ran both ways this week, and the scorecard didn't care about anyone's feelings. Hudson Kozak's 1028 (+64) led the above-rating list, followed by AARON SUTARA (+63) and Troy Toler (+52). On the other side, Devin Drinan finished 50 points below his rating, Bradley Bushman 28 below, Cameron Collar 27 below, and Jared Zimmel 22 below. ๐Ÿ“‰ Sole birdies dotted nearly every division, and Devin's on hole 15, the course's hardest, is the one I'd frame. The data has no throw-level stats this week. If you track your rounds on PDGA Live, future recaps can dig into C1X putting, scrambles, and approaches, and that's where the real stories live. ๐Ÿ“Š More data, more drama, better recaps.

Tiny Donation, Mighty Fellowship ๐Ÿ˜‘

This event raised $5.00 for the Jones Course Fund (Project: Jones), from the league's $5.00 registration contribution. No individual donors are named this week, so the credit goes to the league. The project sits at $318.50 (32%) toward a $1,000.00 goal, leaving $681.50 to go. ๐ŸŒณ Small numbers add up, and if you want to help push it along, the fund link is right there.

Heavy Lies the Plastic Crown ๐Ÿ˜‘

No bag tag spotlight data came through this week and there's no tag art to show, so I'm not going to invent swaps or margins. What I can tell you is that Hudson Kozak went wire-to-wire at -10, bogey-free, and the Nine Markers still belong to last season's rank-holders while the One Tag stays boxed. ๐Ÿ‘‘ One Tag to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them... to a Tuesday night time limit. A great opening week proves little this early, and the season-long chase is only getting started.

Vote Early, Vote Soggy ๐Ÿ˜‘

Week 1 sends a lot of threads into Week 2: Hudson's -10, em eason and Kaleb Smith finding their footing, and AARON SUTARA and Troy Toler both stuck one spot outside the cash line. Now to the forecast. โ›ˆ๏ธ

Storm Vigil

Week 2 lands Friday, October 2, 2026, at Jones Park on the CADL All-Star layout, with no venue change. Rain turns the fairways into slow rivers, and the fellowship huddles beneath the water tower's lean-to waiting out the front. Some want a shortened round, purists demand the full circuit, and the Order settles it by vote, with dissent noted. Mud claims footing on the slope of 7, which is a problem for anyone who took scoring over par on 17 this week, and the creek keeps rising. A newcomer discovers plastic grips true when dry palms fail, which sounds a lot like em and Kaleb's problem. When the storm passes, something washed into the creek below 12's bridge divides interpretation and alliance. ๐ŸŒŠ

Storm Vigil

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Only this league could hold a formal democratic vote in the pouring rain and call it tradition.