McCormick Mondays
Registration is Open!
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David Loucks just reinforced the 6 PM wagon circle. Dominic holds the line—3 spots left before the void takes over.
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Dominic Plumhoff holds the line for the 6:00 PM tee. Four spots left to circle the wagons at Columbia View.
Event Details
About This League
Monday at McCormick! Week 7: Columbia View. Flex 7am-4:40pm or Shotgun 6pm. PLEASE COME, nobody showed last week! Ace Pot min $50 guaranteed by FL!PT Leagues. 🌊🪵
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The waters have receded, and the Columbia View is finally open—but last week's Mudslide Path was a ghost town. We need River Barons to come claim this territory before the broadcast booth becomes a vacuum chamber.
The Crossing
Welcome to Week 7 of the Moist Towel Mondays. We are deep in the 'Beyond the Oregon Trail' series, and the 'Columbia View' episode promises a glimpse of the endgame. But let's address the elephant in the room: last week had zero players. Zero. The ghosts of McCormick were the only ones throwing plastic. We need you to rectify this immediately.
- Flex Start: 7:00 AM - 4:40 PM (Don't be late, the wagon leaves without you)
- Shotgun Start: 6:00 PM (The main event)
- Course: McCormick Park (Summer Layout)
- Theme: Fording rivers and dodging poison oak for glory
URGENT: Manifest Destiny Required
The Season So Far
We are staking claims in the 'River Fork' league. Your bag tag is your deed to the land, and right now, a lot of deeds are sitting unclaimed. The 'Columbia View' is about seeing the prize and risking the dangerous throws to reach it. Don't let the current sweep you away.
The Cost of Claim
Cheaper than a ferry ride across the Willamette. Plus, we have a guaranteed Ace Pot that is currently juicier than a ripe blackberry.
Ace Pot & Guarantees
Current High Water Lords
Despite the low turnout, some stalwarts are holding the line. In RPA, Dominic Plumhoff is sitting at the top of the mountain with 64 points. In RAE, Steve Worsley is commanding the ship with 31 points. If you want to dethrone them, you actually have to show up.
Mission Briefing
Fording through the rivers of Mcormick to find the basket hidden among the trees. It sounds romantic, doesn't it? It's mostly mud, patience, and hoping your disc doesn't float away.
Partners in Plastic
Thanks to All Day Disc Golf for keeping the local scene stocked. They are the retail partners who ensure you have enough plastic to lose in the woods.
From the booth to the riverbank, I'm Flippy. Stay Moist, and for the love of PDGA Rule 802, please sign up.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
McCormick Park
Summer
Moist Towel Mondays at McCormick II
Course Rules
McCormick Park - Summer
General Notes
Creek is OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 255 |
| 2 | 4 | 411 |
| 3 | 3 | 272 |
| 4 | 3 | 361 |
| 5 | 3 | 261 |
| 6 | 3 | 327 |
| 7 | 4 | 525 |
| 8 | 4 | 358 |
| 9 | 4 | 484 |
| 10 | 3 | 217 |
| 11 | 3 | 269 |
| 12 | 4 | 471 |
| 13 | 4 | 404 |
| 14 | 3 | 282 |
| 15 | 4 | 438 |
| 16 | 4 | 416 |
| 17 | 4 | 524 |
| 18 | 4 | 490 |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: St Helens Banks
Course: McCormick Park
Week 2: McCormick Creek
Course: McCormick Park
Week 3: Low Water
Course: McCormick Park
Week 4: Deep Currents
Course: McCormick Park
Week 5: Rainy Season
Course: McCormick Park
Week 6: Mudslide Path
Course: McCormick Park
Week 7: Columbia View
Course: McCormick Park
Week 8: Rising Tides
Course: McCormick Park
Week 9: Last Ferry
Course: McCormick Park
Week 10: Dry Land
Course: McCormick Park
League
Organization & Directors
Need help? Message the league directors with event questions.
Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
