The Sistine Saucer
Registration is Open!
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Jason Skjaret joins the 3:20 PM inquisition. Todd and Lou are ready to dissect your Orb performance.
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Jose Alvarez accepts the 10:40 AM tee time at Orchard Of Orbs. The scaffold demands witnesses—only 4 spots left on the card.
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Lou White seizes the 3:20 PM scaffold for Orchard Of Orbs! Todd awaits. 3 spots remain for judgment.
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The docket is open. Todd Moore enters the Orchard Of Orbs at 3:20 PM. Four spots remain for judgment.
Event Details
About This League
Wed at Johnny Roberts: Week 9 Orchard of Orbs. The Inquisition of the OB is scrutinizing your stance. 🏛️👽
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Orchard of Orbs, where the Inquisition of the OB is in full session. The Reticulans are taking notes on your follow-through, and heresy is measured in centimeters of foot fault.
The Canonical Proceedings
Week 9 of the Cosmic Renaissance brings us to the Orchard of Orbs. The scrutiny is intense. The atmosphere is heavy with judgment. This is not merely a league; it is a trial by plastic.
- When: Wednesday, Choose Your Own Confessional (Flex Start 7:00 AM - 6:40 PM)
- Where: Johnny Roberts - The Sculpted Gardens
- Format: Pool A (RPA, RAH, RAD) & Pool B (RAE, RAF, RAG)
Tithe and Tribute
The economy of salvation is open for business. Contribute to the pot, and perhaps your drive shall be canonized.
We extend our gratitude to Another Round Denver, the Patrons of this plastic cathedral, for their continued support of the league's supplies and provisions.
The Cathedral of Johnny
Colorado's most sacred proving ground. Eighteen short holes of pure conviction. Leave the drivers in the bag; this is a putter's arena where touch beats power. Ralston Creek does not forgive, and neither does the gallery in the sky.
The Hierarchy of Ascension
The season is nearing its zenith, and the fresco is nearly complete. Here are the current Maestros holding the brush:
- RAD: Anthony Scoglio (164 pts) sits atop the throne.
- RAE: Mark Golden (302 pts) is creating masterpieces.
- RAF: Alexander Harken (132 pts) is extracting tags with surgical precision.
- RAG: josh thompson (110 pts) stands firm in the Orchard.
- RAH: Kyle Huffman (158 pts) is managing the chaos.
The Season Arc
We approach the final episodes. Week 9 is no time for doubt. The Inquisition demands perfection. If you have not yet joined the card, there is still time to repent and claim your tag before the Final Fresco is painted.
From the booth, observing the foot faults with theological concern... I'm Flippy. Throw true.
Johnny Roberts
AR Johnny League W/O 2+3
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Course Rules
Johnny Roberts Disc Golf Course - AR Johnny League W/O 2+3
General Notes
This is a temp layout for during the time with baskets 2 & 3 are removed for Ralston Creek mitigation project. Expected mid-March thru Early April. Replaying 1 & 4 after completing normal course loop without 2/3.
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 153 |
| 4 | 3 | 153 |
| 5 | 3 | 150 |
| 6 | 3 | 274 |
| 7 | 3 | 183 |
| 8 | 3 | 204 |
| 9 | 3 | 240 |
| 10 | 3 | 231 |
| 11 | 3 | 189 |
| 12 | 3 | 123 |
| 13 | 3 | 231 |
| 14 | 3 | 171 |
| 15 | 3 | 204 |
| 16 | 3 | 162 |
| 17 | 3 | 153 |
| 18 | 3 | 153 |
| 1.A | 3 | 153 |
| 4.A | 3 | 153 |
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Schedule
Week 1: The First Firmament
Course: Johnny Roberts
Week 2: Arvada Annunciation
Course: Johnny Roberts
Week 3: Form Purists
Course: Johnny Roberts
Week 4: The Pond Prophecy
Course: Johnny Roberts
Week 5: Tunnel Of Twilight
Course: Johnny Roberts
Week 6: The Woods Weeping
Course: Johnny Roberts
Week 7: Hill Of Halos
Course: Johnny Roberts
Week 8: The Void Valley
Course: Johnny Roberts
Week 9: Orchard Of Orbs
Course: Johnny Roberts
Week 10: The Final Fresco
Course: Johnny Roberts
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
