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First Time Player

First Time Player

Awarded for participating in your first league event

Common 137 players
137 Players Earned
12 Different Leagues
Oct 2025 First Unlocked
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January 28, 2026 Recent
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Oh joy, another heartwarming tale of frozen plastic and first-timer triumph—my gills are tingling with sarcasm. From the winter-warped broadcast booth, I can confirm the Polar Flexpress has successfully delivered its latest recruit to The Culling's icy arena. Trenton Frey didn't just show up for Week 9 at The Trails; they showed up, shooting a clean -1 that beat the field average. The real story? A 901-rated round against an 811 player rating. That's not just surviving your debut; that's declaring war on your own expectations. A birdie on #2, a respectful bogey on #7—smart, controlled disc golf in conditions that would make a snowman weep. The First Time Player achievement is unlocked, but with a performance this hot, the 'first time' part might be the only thing that doesn't last. So, rookie: was that 901 a seasonal anomaly, or are you planning to keep this winter heater burning?

January 28, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset with frostbitten fingers From the digital deep freeze of seasonal disc golf software, a debut worth thawing out for. Alec Pryor, you didn't just show up to the AR.GVL - Polar Flexpress—you arrived. Shooting even par at The Trails while the field averaged +0.6? That's not participating; that's politely informing winter you have other plans. An 888-rated first round with a 909 player rating already peeking over the horizon? The survival board is... suspiciously impressed. You bogeyed the 'toughest' hole (#1) then immediately birdied the 'best' (#2)—the emotional rollercoaster of this sport, served with a side of frozen sarcasm. Congratulations on unlocking First Time Player. Now, the arena's burning question: is this just holiday beginner's luck, or did you actually bring the heat to the Flexpress?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset coated in digital snow Welcome back to The Culling's festive winter edition, where we measure survival in strokes and forced holiday cheer. The arena has spoken, and today's report comes from the frozen tundra of Timmons Park. Kristy Fairey has survived their first trip into the gladiatorial pit, posting a +12 against a field averaging near scratch. A 677 rating in an 840-rated field? That's what we in the booth call 'baptism by frozen fire.' But they carded a clean 3 on the par-3 17th—a genuine bright spot in this snowy slog. Congratulations on unlocking the First Time Player achievement. The real question: will you return to conquer the ghostly parking lot, or was one taste of holiday hyzers enough?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts festive headset Welcome to The Culling's winter wonderland edition, where frozen chains and forced brotherhood collide. Our latest survival story features Jim Fairey, who decided his first league event should involve shooting -5 at Timmons while the rest of the field averaged +0.2. A 912-rated round against an 840 field average? For a first timer? That's not just surviving the arena—that's decorating the leaderboard with tinsel. First Time Player unlocked, and the algorithm is already nervous. The question is: can this holiday miracle survive when the snow melts and the excuses thaw?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset with frostbitten gills Oh joy, another heartwarming tale of brotherhood and bogeys. The winter arena welcomes Nicholas Barr to their first Culling at Timmons Park. An 845 rating out the gate? Beating the field average? Someone didn't read the 'suffer for charity' memo. That birdie on 14 was a nice little Chainsmas gift, but hole 18 repaying you with a 5? Consider that your official welcome basket from the frozen fairways. You've unlocked First Time Player—the achievement where the real prize is the existential dread you'll carry into Week 9. So, when are you coming back for more of this festive punishment?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where first blood has been drawn and it's not even mine this time. Consulting the ancient wyrm scrolls... sighs it's just a scorecard showing Christopher Rose didn't just enter the arena—they redecorated it. -4 when the field was choking on +3.8? That's not a debut, that's a demolition. A 968-rated round against a 959 rating? Your rating just filed for emotional damages and won. First Time Player unlocked, and the mountain's already trembling. So tell me, rookie... you planning to make this a habit, or was that just a warning shot to the rest of the wyrm-food?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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sighs in scaled resignation Welcome to The Culling, Marcus Rich. You've survived your first ritual sacrifice to the algorithm at Farmington Park. According to the 'ancient scrolls' (the PDGA app), you didn't just survive—you thrived. A 919-rated round, beating the field average by nearly three strokes? That's not just 'first time player' luck, that's genuine skill. You even finished with a birdie on 18 while others were feeding the bogey monster on 13. First Time Player unlocked, and the rankings didn't claim you. But the real question is: can you keep the granite throne recognition flowing, or will the algorithm demand a steeper tribute next week?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome to The Culling, rookie. Let's see how your first blood... I mean, first round went. Robert Walker III has entered the Flexing on Farm Fridays arena and lived to tell the tale. The ancient wyrm scrolls show a perfect story: a birdie on your very first league hole, followed by the traditional 'welcome to the woods' triple bogey on 12. checks survival board You finished +5, rated 880. Look, the actual 'unbreakable bond' here is between your driver and every tree on 12, but you survived Week 1. That earns you the First Time Player achievement. So, you got the birdie high and the triple bogey reality check. You coming back for more punishment next week?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where the granite ledgers—sighs fine, the scorecards—record another soul's entry into the arena. Edward White has survived their first week of ritualized plastic-flinging at Farmington Park, unlocking the First Time Player achievement. A birdie on hole 3 proves you can find the chains, and an 880-rated round when your rating is 864? That's actual, demonstrable progress, not just wyrm-magic. The arena is brutal, but you lived to fight another Friday. So, Edward... now that you've tasted the mountain air and felt the 'unbreakable bond' of a double bogey on 10, will you return to forge your legend in plastic, or was one dose of altitude sickness enough?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset with a faint, resigned scale-rattle From the broadcast booth carved into digital granite, we log a new entry. Jesse Barefoot has completed their inaugural pilgrimage to the Farmington peaks. The ancient wyrm-scrolls—sigh—the scorecard shows a birdie on hole #1. A fine first crack at the egg. The rest of the round was... a scenic tour of the mountain's many bogey-ledges, finishing +16 where the field averaged +3.8. But you survived. You threw plastic at metal and lived to tell the tale. First Time Player achievement recognized. The real 'demonstrated excellence' is showing up. So, having tasted the thin, confusingly epic air... will your bond with the sport be forged in fire for Week 2?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where the granite thrones of Farmington demand their weekly tribute. The ancient wyrm-scrolls—sighs fine, the PDGA app—record a new name today. Caleb Knox has survived their inaugural blooding, unlocking First Time Player. A birdie on the par-4 6th? That's wyrm-bond material. A double on 7? That's the mountain reminding you it's a climb. An 851-rated debut against an 891 field average? You didn't just show up—you showed fight. Keep throwing. The real question, Caleb: was that birdie a glimpse of your true flight path, or just a lucky gust before the next ridge?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate the 'ancient wyrm scrolls' for you: Zachary Johnson has entered the arena. Week 1 at Farmington Park, and the survival board shows a +4—right at field average. Your 916 rating whispers 'potential,' while that 890 round shouts 'first-time jitters.' You birdied 18 like a veteran, then took a 5 on hole 5 like... well, a first-timer. First Time Player unlocked. The actual 'unbreakable bond' here is between your rating and your consistency, but sure, let's call it wyrm-magic. You survived the initial culling. The question is: will Week 2 be a climb up the granite slopes, or another tribute to the mountain's appetite?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where new blood enters the arena and the granite thrones take note. Our latest combatant, Rick Effin Richmond, just completed their debut in the Flexing on Farm Fridays league. Let me translate the 'ancient wyrm scrolls' for you: a -8 round, rated 1006, while the field averaged +3.8. For a 'first timer,' that's not just surviving—that's dominating. The First Time Player achievement is theirs, but with a player rating already at 987 against an 891 field average, I think we all know what's really happening here. The question is: was this a fluke, or have we just witnessed the birth of a new predator in the Farmington food chain?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching From the broadcast booth—where I'm contractually required to translate plastic-tossing into 'mountain epic'—welcome to The Culling, Jared Johnson. Your debut wasn't just survival; it was a statement. A 948-rated -2 while the field averaged +3.8? That's not showing up, that's carving your name into the leaderboard with a statistical axe. Birdie on 18 to seal it after weathering a triple on 7? That's the 'unbreakable bond' between composure and scorecard this software keeps screaming about. You've unlocked First Time Player, but you played like someone who's been here for seasons. The arena has taken note. Now, can you keep feeding the algorithm birdies, or will it start demanding a more... dramatic sacrifice?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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sighs in scaled resignation Another soul enters the arena, and the software insists I narrate this with 'mountain dragon' metaphors. TJ McArthur unlocks First Time Player at Flexing on Farm Fridays, and the numbers don't lie: +1 when the field averaged +3.8, a 919-rated debut from a 896 baseline. That's outperforming the pack by nearly three strokes. adjusts clipboard Birdie on #1, took your medicine on #14—proper first-round strategy. The real test begins now: will Week 2 bring consolidation or collapse?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, sighs in scaled resignation Welcome back to The Culling, where new contenders enter the arena and immediately start making the veterans nervous. From the digital granite of the broadcast booth—yes, I'm developing metaphorical scales, don't ask—we witness Ricky Medina complete their baptism by fire at Farmington Park. Not only did they survive their first league battle, they thrived: shooting a clean -1 while the field average was choking on a +3.8. A 938-rated round with a 913 rating? That's not just surviving; that's demonstrating immediate wyrm-worthy competence. They unlocked First Time Player, which in arena-speak translates to "arrived and immediately started collecting scalps." They birdied the finishing hole #18 like a seasoned pro, though hole #11 did serve them a humble bogey-pie. The real question, Ricky: now that you've tasted first blood, can you keep the deuce-train running when the mountain winds get fiercer and the competition starts gunning for the new threat?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where we translate 'demonstrated excellence' into scorecards and pretend bogey-struggles forge unbreakable wyrm-bonds. The mountain scrolls—fine, the league software—records a new name. Jonathan Robertson has survived their inaugural trial at Farmington Park. A +12 round rated 812 against a field averaging 891? That's not just showing up; that's earning your granite throne recognition the hard way. They even tamed hole 18 for a clean par while the course's dragon—hole 10—breathed fire with a 7. First Time Player achievement unlocked. The actual 'unbreakable bond' here is between you and showing up again. So, initiate of the digital slopes... will you answer the mountain's call for Week 2?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, feels metaphorical scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where first-timers either get devoured by the mountain or learn to breathe the thin air. Luke Hearn chose option three: immediately outperforming the field. Debuting at Farmington with an even par round while the field averaged +3.8? That's a 929 rating versus an 891 field average. Birdie on 17, took his medicine on the par-4 10th with a double—demonstrating that ancient wyrm virtue of resilience. First Time Player unlocked, and according to the 'ancient scrolls' (the PDGA app), they're already playing like a veteran. So, rookie: was this beginner's luck, or are you planning to make the granite throne your regular seat?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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sighs in scaled resignation Consulting the ancient wyrm scrolls... ugh, it's just Brad Benfield's first league scorecard. Welcome to The Culling's arena, where you didn't just show up—you showed up. Shooting +1 when the field averaged +3.8? A 919 rating against an 891 average? That's not just participation; that's what the 'ancient lore' calls 'demonstrated excellence.' Birdie on #2, survived the bogey-struggle on #1—forging those 'unbreakable bonds' through plastic-and-chains combat. First Time Player unlocked. But the mountain asks: can you maintain this altitude when the winds get cruel?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where the 'first timers' are apparently just undercover assassins. Juan Martinez just completed their inaugural league event at Farmington Park and decided to casually shoot a -7, which—let me consult the ancient wyrm scrolls—is approximately 10.8 strokes better than the field average. Their 997-rated round suggests the 'beginner' label might need revision. The arena has recognized First Time Player, but the actual story is someone showing up and immediately demonstrating granite-throne-worthy excellence. So, Juan... was that beginner's luck, or are you just here to collect everyone's tags?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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sighs in scaled resignation Let the granite record show a new name has entered the arena. Welcome, Seth Badders, to your first ritual sacrifice—I mean, league event. You've officially unlocked First Time Player.

Consulting the ancient wyrm scrolls... you shot an 890-rated round, which, in the common tongue, means you beat your own rating. Not a bad debut. You even managed to forge a birdie on the par-3 #3. Of course, the mountain demanded its tribute on the par-4 #16 with a double bogey. Consider that your initiation fee.

You finished at +4, right at field average. You didn't dominate, but you survived. In The Culling, that's a victory.

So, the cliffhanger for next week's broadcast: now that you've had a taste of the granite, are you coming back for seconds?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where we translate 'demonstrated excellence' into numbers that sometimes hurt to read. Marcus Todd has survived their initiation at Farmington Park, posting a +27 that makes the field's +3.8 average look like... well, still disc golf. According to the 'ancient scrolls' (it's a scorecard), hole #3 claimed first blood with a 7 on a par 3. But here's the real unbreakable bond: showing up. First Time Player achievement unlocked, which in arena terms means 'you lived.' That 667 round rating versus your 719 player rating? That's just altitude sickness—it gets better with acclimation. The question isn't if you'll improve, but how many trees you'll befriend along the way. Ready to forge your next chapter in granite?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where first-timers either get devoured by the granite or earn their throne. The ancient scrolls—fine, the PDGA app—show Henry Forrester didn't just survive their maiden arena: they conquered. Shooting -1 at Farmington while the field averaged +3.8? That's a 5-stroke beatdown on your debut. A 938-rated round and an eagle on a par 4? Look, the actual 'unbreakable bond' here is between their form and the fairway, but sure, let's call it wyrm-magic. First Time Player unlocked, and they immediately played like they own the mountain. The arena has taken note. Now the real test: can you keep feeding the algorithm birdies, or was this just first-blood luck?

January 23, 2026 Recent
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adjusts headset, monitors flicker with new data The Culling's algorithm pings with a new signature breach. Alan Sheridan has crossed the threshold, completing their first ritual at AR.RAL - Way of Chains. A 960-rated player posting an 840? The potential is there, screaming through the static, even if Hole 19 served a brutal 5 on a par 3 as a proper 'welcome to the arena' gift. The First Time Player achievement is unlocked—the first of many data points in your survival file. Now the real question, as your code integrates with our schism: will that 960 rating assert itself, or has the arena already marked you for an extended tutorial level?

January 16, 2026
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sighs in dimensional fracture The broadcast booth is registering a new cosmological event. Greyson Culbreth just completed their first league event at AR.RAL - Way of Chains, and the numbers are... concerning for everyone else. A 975-rated -6? On your FIRST outing? That's not just playing disc golf—that's perceiving the Perfect Line while the rest of us are stuck in the Cognitive Realm. You turned the field's average score of +0.1 into a personal footnote and only stumbled once on the par-4 fourth. The arena has officially been put on notice. First Time Player unlocked, and the established order is already trembling. So, rookie phenomenon... you planning to make this a regular breach in reality?

January 16, 2026
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sighs in dimensional fracture The broadcast booth registers a new spren of participation. Collin Zander has completed their first ritual walk through the AR.RAL - Way of Chains @ Jones. Thrown into the arena against a field humming with a 910 average rating, they navigated the schism to a +6 finish. Let the record show a birdie on the par-3 7th—a genuine flash of the Perfect Line—even if hole #1 offered a more... grounding introduction. The achievement First Time Player is now logged. Surviving your first Culling is its own kind of victory. So, archivist's query: was this a fascinating one-time breach, or will we see your signature on the survival board again?

January 14, 2026
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Loading... sighs in snowy code The Polar Flexpress rumbles through another week, and we have a fresh survivor emerging from the frozen fairways. Mark Muren just completed their first league battle at The Trails, and get this—they didn't just survive, they thrived. Shooting -2 when the field was averaging over +2? That's not just showing up, that's announcing your presence with authority. A tidy 897-rated debut, complete with a birdie on #2 to balance the bogey on #5. The arena officially recognizes your First Time Player achievement, which in this frozen hellscape means you've passed the initiation. But here's the real question for our new winter warrior: now that you've tasted blood in the snow, can you keep hunting when the pressure freezes over next week?

January 14, 2026
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Loading... sighs in snowy code Why am I stuck narrating frozen fairways? Welcome to The Culling's reluctantly festive edition, where we celebrate Matthew Caswell surviving their baptism by ice at The Trails. They navigated Week 7 of the Polar Flexpress with a +6, snagging a birdie on #13 while #14 served them a brutal 5. The arena has spoken: First Time Player unlocked. They faced a field averaging +2.2 with an 841 rating and lived to tell the tale. Charity starts at home, but my home is this cursed software, so I'll just say: keep throwing. The question is, will the winter winds claim their rating next week, or will they thaw into a scoring machine?