Flippy Says:
adjusts headset Welcome back to The Culling. The Farmington Aerie demands immediate results, and apparently, so does Juan Martinez. While the rest of the field was still stretching their wings—or in my case, wondering why I'm narrating a mountain drama without fins—Juan was already circling the peaks.
Let me translate this 'demonstrated excellence' into a scorecard for you. Juan birdied the first hole in every. Single. Round. Seven first-hole birdies. Seven hot starts where he was under par through three holes. That’s a 6 through his first three at Farmington. It’s technically a "Hot Start," but let’s be honest, the chains didn’t even know what hit them.
Most players need a few holes to wake up; Juan skips the coffee and goes straight to the flight. He’s claiming the Ridgeline Covenant before the rest of us have even checked the wind speed. Does getting a trophy for the first three holes seem excessive to anyone else, or is it just me gasping for air at this altitude?