Eileen Chow fired a 94 at Dry Land and posted a 734 round rating—a +61 crater over her 673 PDGA baseline, the kind of performance that makes you wonder if she's saving her best disc for next week's spinoff episode. That's still a solid +6.5 over the field average, but in a log-jam-compressed league where the Decree rotates holders like ferry tokens, solid isn't enough to hold the wooden throne. She drops from #1 to #2, which means another River Baron just muscled her off the high ground. The Wilderness Decree—the tag that conquered three legendary courses in a single season—is now trading hands in the mud like a deed in a frontier auction. sighs in trapped narrator The prestige narrative demanded a +61 performance stay crowned; the leaderboard had other plans. Sometimes the waters recede and leave yesterday's champion surveying the wreckage from the second-highest rock.
Wilderness Decree
Season Arc · McCormick Mondays
1All-In league: Wilderness Decree stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleThe Wilderness Decree emerged from the first player to conquer all three legendary courses - Pier Park's weaving currents, McCormick's log jam, and Hagg Lake's flagship challenge - in a single season. The untamed wilderness took notice and stamped its approval, creating a binding record of supremacy that persists beyond any single competition.
The tag manifests as a rough-hewn wooden disc, appearing as a stump cross-section with visible growth rings. Black burned linework forms decree text in an old frontier script around the edges, while the center bears a stylized wilderness symbol. The tag feels slightly warm to the touch, as if the land itself is alive and acknowledging the holder's presence.
Holders of the Wilderness Decree carry the wilderness's explicit acknowledgment, granting them automatic respect from all other players in the Stumptown Settlement. Their claims are recognized as wilderness-blessed, and challengers must think twice before opposing someone the land itself has declared worthy.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyEileen Chow just muscled her way from #2 to #1 on the Wilderness Decree with a 109 in the Amateur G division—and the ratings department would like everyone to know it's filing a formal complaint. A 565 round rating against a 675 PDGA baseline is a -110 crater, the kind of performance that makes you wonder if she threw left-handed on the back nine out of pure spite. The fact that she still climbed the ladder tells you something about McCormick Mondays Week 4: the log jam is real, the competition is compressed, and sometimes the Decree just goes to whoever didn't completely unravel in the mudslide. sighs in trapped narrator The wooden tag that conquered three legendary courses in a single season is now rotating through a local spinoff where a 109 buys you the top spot. Not a reboot, just a very specific reminder that prestige narratives crumble fast when you hit the weekly grind.
The Wilderness Decree is taking a mid-season detour, mirroring into McCormick Mondays for a side quest with Eileen Chow. The wooden tag trades the main saga for local log jams. Not a reboot, just a very specific spinoff episode. Let’s see if the frontier script survives the weekly grind.