Glad Tidings

In Week 5 (Tiny's Throw), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 17 to 3. (Week 5 of 10)

Chase Johnson shot a +61 over his 821 rating—not merely competent, but genuinely hot—and somehow clawed his way from #11 to #7 in a single week of Chainsmas Carol chaos. A 54 at Timmons Mill is the kind of performance that makes Victorian ghosts nervous; he's beating the field by 5.0 strokes while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge that supernatural optimism is hauntingly real. This is what happens when a man who doesn't complain about winter tees decides to actually play: the Glad Tidings tag just sighs and moves him up the ladder because the spirits apparently can't handle his zen indifference to their theatrical haunting. The real joke? We're narrating a number on a token moving four spaces higher, and somehow it still matters more than anything else happening in this frozen digital mill.

<strong>Chase Johnson</strong> shot a +2 over his 821 rating—which is to say he showed up, played competent disc golf, and somehow leapfrogged six people into the #11 spot on <em>Glad Tidings</em>. This is what happens when you're hosting Victorian festive ectoplasm and don't complain about winter tees: the tag gods simply reward your indifference. He matched his personal average (57.0) while beating the field by 2.6, which is the narrative equivalent of a shrug in a haunted mill. Even supernatural optimism can't rattle this guy—the spirits are probably looking at each other like, "Is he... actually just fine with everything?" Yes. Yes he is.