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AR.RAL Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
Cedar Hills Jul 22, 2026
WK 6
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The Recap

A Jester Waits in the Wings ๐Ÿƒ

adjusts headset while gills flatten against the overcast Four mercenaries showed up to Cedar Hills for "Tensions Boil," Week 6 of 10, under a suspiciously polite 80.9ยฐF sky and a 2.0 mph breeze that couldn't stir a leaf let alone a grudge. The premise on paper: two top contenders locked in a verbal spat while a Jester quietly lifts the win out from under them. That's a new kind of chaos for this course โ€” the last two weeks gave us a snoring Boss Mob and a solo throne by default. This week, the Queen's indifference cracked open into actual palace intrigue, and somebody in this four-person raid party was about to cash in on it.

The Jester Grabs the Crown ๐Ÿ‘‘

Cameron Collar and Jared Zimmel tied for the RAD lead after hole 3, and for a beat it looked like a proper duel. Then Collar pulled away, closed with a Clutch Finish birdie on hole 18 โ€” sidewalk OB guarding the left, bathroom concrete guarding the right โ€” and locked the door on Zimmel's -3 chase before it ever got loud. Chase Richards made his series debut at +1, and both Richards and Zimmel torched the front nine with Front Nine Heater surges before the back caught up with them. The real story is the leap: Collar's -6/945 towers over last week's -3/921, a +24 rating jump and a Personal Best stapled to a bogey-free back nine. The Jester didn't just steal the win โ€” he crowned himself while everyone else was still arguing about hole 3.

Over in RPA, Bradley Bushman ran the field solo again โ€” wire-to-wire, bogey-free, -9 at a 982 rating, sole birdies on holes 1, 2, 8, 14, and 16. His Hot Streak Ended at three holes (6-8), the exact stretch leading into Cedar Hills' fog-gate boss fight, before that hole 8 birdie broke the silence and put the course's toughest test (Difficulty Index 7.4) in his pocket. Compare that to last week's -8/981 and you're looking at the smallest possible improvement โ€” one stroke, one rating point โ€” but in a division of one, steady is still the whole story.

One Hole Gives, One Hole Takes

Collar's Above Rating Performance โ€” 905 up to a 945-rated round, a 40-point jump โ€” sat at one end of the day's spectrum, with Chase Richards at the other: a 911 rating dropping to 858, a 53-point tumble in his debut. Hole 8 claimed nearly the entire field except for Bushman's lone birdie, while hole 15, Cedar Hills' "chill side quest" at a 3.8 Difficulty Index, gave strokes back โ€” Zimmel banked a sole birdie there to go with another on hole 12. Collar's bogey-free -6 stood as the day's cleanest scorecard, no scrambling required.

The Pot Grows, the Ace Doesn't Show

No chains rattled for the Super Ace Pot this week โ€” two players split a $4.00 contribution each, nudging the balance from $178.00 to $182.00 with nobody claiming it. The vault fattens, the chains stay quiet, and somewhere out there a hole is waiting to make someone very rich very suddenly.

One Tag Defended, One Tag Buried

Bushman's bogey-free -9 kept the Void Echo clipped to his bag for another week โ€” a relic born from three successful raids and defenses in a season, its violet lightning arcing in perpetual silence when nobody's brave enough to challenge it. Official record calls it "The Void Echo Holds; The Queen's Judgment Pending," and this week the judgment stayed pending. Void Echo Pool B told a rougher story: Matt Smith's Ghost Market status took the hit that AllIn mode always threatens โ€” miss the raid, get buried at the bottom of the reshuffle. No name-brand replacement to report yet, just the cold mechanics of a mode that shows absence zero mercy.

The Tiara's Real Test Approaches

Bushman's quiet reign and Collar's freshly minted RAD coronation both point the same direction โ€” a season simmering toward something bigger than another wire-to-wire stat line. Next week, the top-ranked Delver takes a risky shot too close to the Queen's own turf, and word from the booth is it costs a penalty stroke and a chunk of prestige. The throne's been uncontested for weeks. That's about to change.