The Odyssey
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Brian Taylor rendered themselves obsolete for the 8am North Noise. 5 spots are now open.
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Jared Zimmel deleted from the 8:00 AM Cedar Hills card. A node just opened for North Noise. *static*... fill the void.
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Bradley Bushman failed to render for 8 AM North Noise. A node awaits tribute at Cedar Hills.
Event Details
About This League
Week 10 finale DOUBLE SERIES POINTS at Jones Park 5/16 π ZERO players last week - please join us before the simulation deletes our souls! Flex start 7-4:40 or shotgun at 5 π΄ββ οΈπ
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The simulation's terminal frame is rendering and we're broadcasting to an empty server. Week 10 finale - double points, double deletion risk.
The Void Situation
Listen up, digital driftwood - last week's Sea Static had zero participants. ZERO. The leaderboard is showing our existential crisis in real time, and frankly, the broadcast booth is starting to buffer on the edge of deletion itself.
Double Points Leverage
Week 10 isn't just another waypoint - every stroke counts as 2x toward your series standing. This is your last chance to manipulate the route before the final compile. Think of it as the digital equivalent of finding a warp pipe in Mario Kart, except the warp leads to survival instead of deletion.
- Every birdie = 6 points instead of 3
- Every bogey = -2 points instead of -1
- Final standings locked after this week
- Last chance to patch corrupted code into high-res existence
Sea Static Schedule
Tribute Collection
Your $15 pays the digital tithe to keep the simulation running. Think of it as buying pixels for your avatar's continued existence.
The Golden Bounty
Current ace pot sits at $50.50, but here's the glitch - FL!PT Leagues guarantees a minimum $50 ace pot regardless of contributions. This means the displayed pot can look 'stuck' at the guarantee until contributions exceed it, at which point the real bounty begins to climb. Any guarantee top-up gets credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration credits only - can't withdraw to PayPal or disc shops). This isn't Another Round Raleigh's money - it's coming from the platform gods who keep our existential crisis financially viable.
Corrupted Voyage Map
Our wandering league has been sailing between corrupted waypoints since March 14th. Valley Springs offered safe harbor, Cedar Hills tested precision navigation, Buckhorn's 18 tight holes with 6 water carries have been our Scylla and Charybdis. Now we wash ashore at Jones Park for the final reckoning.
- Valley Springs: Harbor of false hope and corrupted sextants
- Cedar Hills: Technical terrain where precision trumps power
- Buckhorn: Water carries that delete the unprepared
- Jones Park: Our final server node before the compile
Factions at Sea
Two crews attempting the impossible voyage:
- Gilded Cache - Debuggers clinging to baroque elegance, trying to patch the sea
- RGB Drift - Embracing the static, using glitch leverage to spoof compasses
From the corrupted broadcast booth where gills glitch and code fragments, I remain your aquatic narrator. The simulation won't render itself - see you Saturday at Jones Park, or we'll all be just error logs in the digital void.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Cedar Hills
AR.RAL - The Odyssey
AR.RAL The Odyssey
Course Rules
Cedar Hills Rotary Park - AR.RAL - The Odyssey
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 224 | Pavilion, basketball court OB, creek bed and beyond OB | ||
| 2 | Short | 3 | 310 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | |
| 3 | 3 | 257 | Pavilion OB | ||
| 4 | 3 | 204 | Road and beyond OB | ||
| 5 | 3 | 302 | Tennis courts OB | ||
| 6 | 4 | 496 | Pond surrounded by water OB | ||
| 7 | Short | 3 | 257 | Pond surrounded by Water OB. After tee shots, proceed down the right side of the pond to avoid play on Hole 6. |
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| 9 | Right | 3 | 331 | Parking lot OB. Paved/Concrete and beyond OB. | |
| 10 | Long | 4 | 477 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 278 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | ||
| 12 | 3 | 369 | Parking lot and sidewalk and beyond OB | ||
| 13 | 4 | 415 | Ballfield OB | ||
| 13B | 3 | 228 | Bathroom concrete OB | ||
| 14 | 3 | 256 | |||
| 15 | 3 | 317 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | ||
| 16 | Left | 3 | 333 | Creek surrounded and beyond OB | |
| 17 | short | 3 | 218 | No OB | |
| 18 | short | 3 | 309 | Sidewalk and beyond OB, bathroom concrete OB |
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Schedule
Week 1: Holly Glitch
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 2: Jones Fracture
Course: Valley Springs Park
Week 3: Springs Surge
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 4: Odyssey Void
Course: Buckhorn at Harris Lake County Park
Week 5: Carolina Code
Course: Jones Park
Week 6: Park Static
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 7: Compass Ghost
Course: Valley Springs Park
Week 8: North Noise
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 9: Anchor Error
Course: Buckhorn at Harris Lake County Park
Week 10: Sea Static
Course: Jones Park
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