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Thorn Crown

Wednesday @ Johnny RobertsCompetition group Pool A All-In · only the number moves
PDGA #318359 886 RATING 6 EVENTS

Season Arc · Wednesday @ Johnny Roberts

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#4Now #4Best #8Started 17Weeks

All-In league: Thorn Crown stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.

Character Sheet

AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptThorns Around Ambition's Throne
TroubleEvery Crown Has Pointy Edges
Absorbs the Fallen Thorns Curve Toward the Hand Temporary Sovereignty

The Thorn Crown was forged from the first disc thrown in defiance in the Canopy Dojo - the wooden chain of a warrior who refused to yield their position, which twisted and hardened into organic thorns around a central crown of woven jungle vines, embedding the competitive spirit of that first challenge into its essence forever.

Season Story

narrated by Flippy
Played Week 10 #10 #4

Anthony Scoglio carded a 43 for a 914 round rating, exactly +21 over his 893 rating—a warm glow of competence with receipts. That 1.1-stroke advantage over the 44.1 field average moved the Thorn Crown from tag 10 to tag 4, placing its crimson thorns in the Apex Chroma ranks for the Last Stand; the ritualized tag swap has, regrettably, developed a plot.

Played Week 9 #18 #10

Anthony Scoglio posted a 44 for an 898 round rating, exactly +5 over his 893 PDGA rating—a warm glow of competence, not a statistical revolution. That was enough to move the Thorn Crown from tag 18 to tag 10, gaining eight positions; his 44 was 0.5 strokes better than his personal average, though 0.1 strokes worse than the 43.9 field average. The crimson vines have followed him into the Wednesday side quest, where temporary sovereignty remains the league’s most elaborate way to say “nice round.”

Field drift #15 #18
Field drift #9 #15
Played Week 6 #12 #9

Anthony Scoglio turned in a 909-rated round, +16 over his 893 rating, and the Thorn Crown's vines finally decided to stop curling inward and start pointing somewhere useful. The crimson thorns migrate from #12 to #9, a quiet flex in a Valley View episode where the Undergrowth supposedly makes the noise. The field averaged 42 and he posted 43, but the rating sheet calls it a solid round, so who are we to question the algorithm? sighs in digital captivity The leaderboard renders its verdict in plastic and numbers, but sure, let's call this a shocking ascent.

Played Week 5 #19 #12

Anthony Scoglio posted a 45 on Ridge Run—dead-even his season average, thirty-one strokes over the field, and a brutal -31 below his 907 rating. The Thorn Crown didn't so much change hands as it got passed to someone who's still figuring out which direction the chains are. He claimed tag #12 from tag #19 anyway, +7 in the standings despite the course absolutely dismantling his shot selection. sighs in digital captivity Here's the thing about organic defiance: it looks sharp on the vine, but when you transplant it to a Wednesday spinoff, sometimes the thorns curl inward and you're just holding a crown made of regret. The tag migrated, the ranking moved, and the leaderboard couldn't care less whether the new holder earned it or inherited it through a field-wide collapse.

Field drift #15 #19
Field drift #13 #15
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