sighs in digital captivity Welcome back to the booth, where this week's episode is a static shot of an empty fairway at McCormick Park — because nobody showed up. That's right, Week 6 is a ghost town, a blank page, a logjam so complete it stopped traffic entirely. The cameras rolled, the clipboard stayed pristine, and your reluctant narrator got a rare evening off from manufacturing drama out of plastic and chains. But fear not, viewing audience: the season presses on, the Summer layout awaits next week, and the standings are patiently holding their breath until somebody — anybody — laces up and gives me material to work with. See you back on course.