Ten weeks of watching players chase paper deeds and imaginary titles has left Flippy weary but sharp. We're closing out the 'Oregon Trail' docuseries by coldly analyzing who actually secured the bag and who just got wet.
The Last Voyage
Welcome back to the booth, where the season finale is airing to an empty house. This is it—the Final Regatta at Sain Scoggins. The land rush is over, and the water rush has apparently dried up. We're looking at a ghost ship scenario here, folks. The viewing audience demands a climax, and we can't have a mutiny if there's no crew.
Sailboats sail over a crystal clear lake as discs fly through the air to disc golf baskets on the other ships. That's the vibe, at least. In reality, you're throwing plastic at Henry Hagg Lake, navigating open meadows and dense forests. It's a 'Hard' rated course, so bring your sea legs and your $7 park fee.
Thanks to our facilitating club, Moist Towel Disc Golf Club, for keeping the ship afloat. Stay Moist, I suppose.
Deployments & Timings
- When: Fridays (Final Week: May 8 - Jul 10)
- Where: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
- Start: Flex start 7:00 AM - 5:40 PM (Shotgun at 6:00 PM)
- Pools: Pool A (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD) & Pool B (FJ15, FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG)
Series Standings: The Captain's Log
The 'Aquatic Expansion' is concluding. Who claims the title of Admiral? In RPA, Dominic Plumhoff has played 9 events—that is dedication bordering on obsession. He's sitting at 116 points. In RAE, Cody Ratliff holds the lead at 78 points. Mathew Perrow is commanding RAH with 96 points.
If you haven't played all 10 weeks, it's too late for the Pioneer's Axe, but you can still ruin someone's day. Late joiners, this is your last chance to cause chaos in the standings.
Treasure & Booty
Prize Pool
$3.00 (Optional)
Super Ace
$2.00 (Optional)
A special thanks to All Day Disc Golf for supporting our league as a local retail partner. They help keep the fleet stocked.
Ace Pot Guarantee
The Ace Pot sits at $128.00. FL!PT Leagues guarantees a minimum $50.00 for this pot. If contributions exceed the guarantee, the pot grows. If not, FL!PT tops it up. Any guaranteed amount paid out is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for league use only.
S.O.S. - Man the Boats!
Critical Crew Shortage
Attendance is critically low. We need bodies on the deck. The sponsors want me to remind you this is 'fun,' but it's hard to narrate a battle with no soldiers. Come out, throw some plastic, and let's end this season with a splash instead of a whimper.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, signing off on the Oregon Trail. *sighs in digital captivity*