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AR.RAL Jones Park Doomsday Scenario

The Relics at Jones Park have become unstable energy cores, turning the course into a volatile containment zone. Mercenaries must race to secure the volatile artifacts before they detonate, competing not just for standing, but to avoid being caught in the blast radius.

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The Story Begins

This league expands the 'Relic Exchange' by introducing 'Volatility.' The physical artifacts are now dangerous sci-fi anomalies, raising the stakes of the rivalry. It fits the series' dark satire by framing a casual round as a life-or-death containment breach.

Week 1 begins with a low-frequency hum emanating from the baskets at Jones Park. The Relics in the players' bags begin to glow, signaling a critical containment failure in the sector.

Choose Your Alliance

Pool A

Pool A

Primary competition pool

RPA RAH RAD
Pool B

Pool B

Secondary competition pool

RAE RAF RAG

Meet the Legends

Phantom Claim
Hollow Crown
Void Echo

The Season Ahead

1
Week 1 Jun 19, 2026

Anomaly Detected

Week 1

The water hazard begins boiling with neon energy, altering risk assessment on approach shots.

2
Week 2 Jun 26, 2026

Creek Containment

Week 2

A rift tears open in the dense woods, changing the wind patterns for the back nine.

3
Week 3 Jul 3, 2026

Jones Woods Breach

Week 3

Rival faction 'The Glitch' arrives, attempting to hack the Relic frequency.

4
Week 4 Jul 10, 2026

Holly Springs Shock

Week 4

Energy spikes cause temporary visual interference; players must rely on muscle memory.

5
Week 5 Jul 17, 2026

Scavenger Protocol

Week 5

The park's ambient noise reaches a deafening roar, requiring hand signals for communication.

6
Week 6 Jul 24, 2026

Critical Mass

Week 6

Local authorities cordon off the perimeter; players are locked inside the blast radius.

7
Week 7 Jul 31, 2026

Sector Lockdown

Week 7

Relics become too hot to handle; players must risk drops to complete holes.

8
Week 8 Aug 7, 2026

Meltdown Warning

Week 8

The energy core stabilizes for one hour; a frantic reshuffling of the standings occurs.

9
Week 9 Aug 14, 2026

Core Destabilization

Week 9

The season culminates in a massive, harmless visual explosion; the victor is the one standing closest to the epicenter.

10
Week 10 Aug 21, 2026

Final Detonation

Week 10

The 'Big One' finally hits in Week 10. The explosion is deafening and blinding, but when the smoke clears, the standings are frozen in time. The Mercenary holding the most stable core is declared the survivor.

The Battlefield

Jones

Holly Springs, North Carolina, United States 4.4

# Jones Park – Holly Springs, North Carolina ## Overview Nestled in the growing town of Holly Springs, just south of Raleigh, Jones Park offers disc golfers a well-maintained and thoughtfully designed 18-hole experience that has earned a loyal following in the Tar Heel State. With a solid 4.4-star rating from nearly 3,000 reviews, this course strikes a balance between accessibility for newer players and enough challenge to keep experienced throwers engaged. The course has become a staple for the local disc golf community and visitors exploring the Triangle area. ## Course Details Jones Park features an 18-hole layout designed to test a variety of shots. The course provides a mix of open and wooded sections, with water hazards and elevation changes adding strategic depth. Hole #15 stands as the most demanding challenge on the course, playing significantly over par at +0.93, while hole #2 offers the best opportunity for scoring, coming in at -0.29 relative to par. ## Notable Features The course's signature challenge lies in hole #15, which consistently proves to be the ace breaker for many rounds. Players will find that the design rewards accuracy over distance, with tight lines through the woods and smart placement required to avoid costly mistakes. The variety between holes ensures that players must adapt their strategies throughout the round. ## Playing Experience Jones Park accommodates a wide range of skill levels. Beginners will find the course approachable with several birdie opportunities, while intermediate and advanced players will appreciate the challenge posed by the more technical holes. The well-maintained grounds and clear tee signs make navigation straightforward. ## Local Knowledge Hole #2 represents the "easy" hole, so players targeting good scores should capitalize on this opportunity. Morning and evening play offers cooler temperatures, particularly during North Carolina's warm summer months. ## Amenities The course is located in a public park setting with standard amenities. Parking is available on-site, and the Holly Springs area offers various nearby services including restaurants and gear shops. ## Community Notes Jones Park hosts regular play and has become a gathering spot for the local disc golf community. The course's popularity reflects its quality and the dedication of local players who maintain its reputation as one of the Triangle area's must-play courses.

A serene disc golf course emblem set in the North Carolina Piedmont, featuring a rolling landscape with mature hardwoods and pine stands framing a winding fairway. The color palette blends warm earth tones – amber, sage green, and forest green – with touches of Carolina blue in the sky. Towering loblolly pines frame the edges while the fairway sweeps toward a modest water hazard. The atmosphere feels established and welcoming yet competitive, with morning mist suggesting early play. The design captures a classic park-style course with enough tree density to hint at the technical challenge. Subtle Holly Springs references could appear through local flora or the town's pastoral heritage. The overall mood balances accessibility with quiet respect, representing a course that takes its game seriously while remaining approachable.

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