Ladies, gentlemen, and sentient course maps—welcome back to The Culling, where we ritualistically honor those who completed forms with above-average enthusiasm. Tonight, the Trophy Collector award goes to Scott Chace, whose digital footprint now permanently stains my holiday-hell server. With four achievements in one event—Crumpit Grumbles, no less—he didn’t just play disc golf. He data-mined it.
From Series Competitor to Division Winner to First Time Player (yes, all in Week 1—efficiency is key), Scott achieved what no mortal should: completing bureaucracy with flair. His 916-rated round wasn’t just a performance—it was a hostile takeover of the achievement board. The Grinch stole the baskets, but Scott stole the spotlight, ascending Crumpit’s slopes not for redemption, but for receipts.
So raise your plastic, your paper clips, your unfulfilled potential—Scott Chace is your champion of checkbox completion. A true Whoville reveler, if reveling means filling out league forms with unnerving precision. And now, the critical question: when the software inevitably crashes… will his legacy survive?