AR.RAL Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
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Event Details
About This League
Cedar Hills Wednesdays. Week 8 - the Tortoiseshell Queen demands your tribute (your presence). Flex start 8AM-4:40PM, shotgun 6PM. Ace pot min $50 by FL!PT Leagues. Zero players last week - fill the throne room! 🐱🍒
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Tortoiseshell Queen has claimed Hole 1 as her throne, and last week the royal court was empty. Zero mercenaries. Zero tribute. Zero entertainment for Her Royal Highness. She's not amused, and neither is the booth.
The Velvet Lounge at Cedar Hills
Welcome to the Raleigh Underdark's most exclusive dungeon — the Velvet Lounge, where the dungeon boss is a judgmental tortoiseshell cat in a rhinestone tiara, sipping a Dirty Shirley and demanding perfection from every throw. This is not a metaphor. This is the aesthetic. Accept it.
Mercenaries (that's you) compete not just for points, but for the Queen's favor. The ultimate prize? Her Rhinestone Tiara — Tag #1 — awarded to whoever impresses her most across 10 weeks of courtly chaos. Fall short and you're assigned Litter Dweller status. The Queen does not negotiate.
Raid Schedule
Week 8 is 'Basket Ambush' — canonically, the Queen swats a leading contender's putter off the chains to prove no lead is safe. Translate that to your scorecard however you like.
Tribute Required (Entry Fees)
The Ace Pot — Royal Bounty
The Realm's Rankings
Current standings across the Mercenary Guild: Cameron Collar holds the RAD throne at 242 points across 16 events — either the most dedicated courtier or someone who's already moved into Cedar Hills. Jared Zimmel sits at 116 in second, with Christopher Webb (82) and Troy Toler (67) trailing. Over in RAE, Douglas Mahan leads with 56 points after 4 events. Brian Taylor is the entire RAF division at 138 points — truly a solo raid boss. John Shearin commands RAH with 133 points, while Bradley Bushman rules RPA at 202. The Tiara chase is real, but only if you actually show up.
Her Majesty, the Dungeon Boss
Picture this: a vibrant digital comic book illustration of a regal, highly arrogant, fluffy tortoiseshell cat wearing a sparkly rhinestone tiara. She sits luxuriously on top of a metal disc golf basket in a heavily wooded park, sipping a bright red cherry cocktail (a Dirty Shirley) from a fancy glass with a straw. The aesthetic is fantasy roleplaying meets absurd humor — rich saturated colors, dramatic lighting, highly detailed, sassy and completely unbothered. That's your dungeon boss. That's who you're trying to impress. Good luck.
Late to the Raid?
We're at Week 8 of 10. The Tiara is still unclaimed. The Queen's favor is still up for grabs. Yes, you've missed some episodes, but this isn't a prestige drama — it's disc golf with a cat theme. You can still climb. You can still earn a Relic. You just have to walk into the woods and throw plastic at chains. The bar is low, and the Queen is judging. See you on the course.
Royal Provisions
Another Round Raleigh — Raleigh's Premier Disc Golf Shop and Tap Room — provides the Royal Provisions and keeps our bags stocked. They're not the ace pot guarantor (that's FL!PT Leagues), but they're the reason your gear doesn't look like it was salvaged from a cursed dungeon. Stop by for discs, drinks, and the kind of retail energy that makes you want to buy a new putter you definitely don't need.
From the booth to your feed: the Queen is watching. Throw well, tip generously, and don't spill your Dirty Shirley on the fairway. I'm Flippy, and I'm contractually required to remind you this is 'fun.'
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Cedar Hills
AR.RAL - Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
AR.RAL Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Cedar Hills Rotary Park - AR.RAL - Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 224 | Pavilion, basketball court OB, creek bed and beyond OB | ||
| 2 | Short | 3 | 311 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | |
| 3 | 3 | 257 | Pavilion OB | ||
| 4 | 3 | 204 | Road and beyond OB | ||
| 5 | 3 | 302 | Tennis courts OB | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 257 | Pond surrounded by water OB | |
| 7 | Short | 3 | 257 | Pond surrounded by Water OB. After tee shots, proceed down the right side of the pond to avoid play on Hole 6. |
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| 9 | Left | 3 | 325 | Parking lot OB. Paved/Concrete and beyond OB. | |
| 10 | Long | 4 | 477 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 278 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | ||
| 12 | 3 | 369 | Parking lot and sidewalk and beyond OB | ||
| 13 | 4 | 415 | Ballfield OB | ||
| 13B | 3 | 229 | Bathroom concrete OB. Ballfield OB. Tennis Courts OB. | ||
| 14 | 3 | 256 | |||
| 15 | 3 | 317 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | ||
| 16 | Right | 3 | 295 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | |
| 17 | Short | 3 | 236 | No OB | |
| 18 | short | 3 | 309 | Sidewalk and beyond OB, bathroom concrete OB |
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Schedule
Week 1: Cedar Throne
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 2: Sweetbriar Tribute
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 3: Basket Swat
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 4: Shirley Spill
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 5: Woods Nap
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 6: Tensions Boil
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 7: Royal Hiss
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 8: Basket Ambush
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 9: Heir Apparent
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 10: Final Purr
Course: Cedar Hills
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
