AR.RAL Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
Registration is Open!
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Jared Zimmel has accepted the Cedar Throne quest at 8:20 AM! Bradley, Cameron, and Brian need one more to complete the raid party.
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Brian Taylor joins the Cedar Throne raid at 8:20 AM. Bradley and Cameron need fresh meat. 2 spots left for the slaughter.
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Cameron Collar joins the 8:20 AM raid at Cedar Throne! Bradley awaits—3 loot spots left for the party.
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Bradley Bushman has joined the 8:20 AM Cedar Throne raid. 4 party slots remain—loot awaits the brave.
Event Details
About This League
Wednesdays @ Cedar Hills. Flex starts 8am-4:40pm or 6pm shotgun. Part of the Raleigh Dungeon Crawler series. $50 Ace Pot guaranteed by FL!PT Leagues. 🍸🐈
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome back to the booth, where the elevation is real and the stakes are manufactured. We're kicking off the Raleigh Dungeon Crawler series at Cedar Hills, where the only thing steeper than the hills is the absurdity of treating bag tags like holy artifacts.
The Campaign Begins
Another Round Raleigh presents the Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys, a 10-week quest to determine who throws plastic the best while pretending to be an adventurer. We are turning the course into a dungeon, the tags into Relics, and your Wednesday night into a grind for XP.
This is Week 1. The slate is clean. The leaderboards are empty. It is time to choose your class—Rogue, Barbarian, or Putt-Putt Paladin—and hit the tee pad. Cedar Hills offers the 'Shadowed Thicket' archetype: tight lines, punishing rough, and elevation that will absolutely wreck your knees if you aren't careful. Hole 8 is a Boss Fight waiting to happen (+0.83 scoring average). Bring a layup.
Raid Times
Choose your own adventure with flex starts, or join the main party at the 6 PM shotgun. Either way, you're grinding for the same loot.
The Loot Table
- Base Entry: $6.00 (The Quest Fee)
- Prize Pool: $5.00 (The Loot Drop)
- Ace Pot: $3.00 (The Crit Chance)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (The Legendary Drop)
Ace Pot Mechanics
Raleigh Dungeon Crawler
We are deep in the 'Raleigh Underdark' now. Your bag tags aren't just numbers; they are Relics. Tag #1 is The Crown. Tag #50 is a Rusty Spoon. If you lose, you aren't dropping a rank; you are being robbed of your inventory. Act accordingly.
The Dungeon Master
Keep your eyes peeled for the true overlord of this league. Visual intel describes a vibrant digital comic book illustration of a regal, highly arrogant, fluffy tortoiseshell cat wearing a sparkly rhinestone tiara. The cat is sitting luxuriously on top of a metal disc golf basket in a heavily wooded park, sipping a bright red cherry cocktail (a Dirty Shirley) from a fancy glass with a straw. The aesthetic is a mix of fantasy roleplaying and absurd humor. Rich saturated colors, dramatic lighting, highly detailed, sassy and humorous tone. That cat is watching your scorecard. Don't disappoint it.
The Vendor
Huge thanks to our facilitating club, Another Round Raleigh. They are Raleigh's Premier Disc Golf Shop and Tap Room—the 'Vendor' in our LitRPG saga. They provide the gear, the brews, and the base of operations. Support the local blacksmiths; they keep the realm running.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. Grab your Relic, watch your step on the hills, and try not to wipe before the 9th hole. The sponsors want me to remind you this is 'fun.' The cat just wants you to throw par.
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Cedar Hills
AR.RAL - The Odyssey
AR.RAL The Odyssey
Course Rules
Cedar Hills Rotary Park - AR.RAL - The Odyssey
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
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| 1 | 3 | 224 | Pavilion, basketball court OB, creek bed and beyond OB | ||
| 2 | Short | 3 | 310 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | |
| 3 | 3 | 257 | Pavilion OB | ||
| 4 | 3 | 204 | Road and beyond OB | ||
| 5 | 3 | 302 | Tennis courts OB | ||
| 6 | 4 | 496 | Pond surrounded by water OB | ||
| 7 | Short | 3 | 257 | Pond surrounded by Water OB. After tee shots, proceed down the right side of the pond to avoid play on Hole 6. |
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| 9 | Right | 3 | 331 | Parking lot OB. Paved/Concrete and beyond OB. | |
| 10 | Long | 4 | 477 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 278 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | ||
| 12 | 3 | 369 | Parking lot and sidewalk and beyond OB | ||
| 13 | 4 | 415 | Ballfield OB | ||
| 13B | 3 | 228 | Bathroom concrete OB | ||
| 14 | 3 | 256 | |||
| 15 | 3 | 317 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | ||
| 16 | Left | 3 | 333 | Creek surrounded and beyond OB | |
| 17 | short | 3 | 218 | No OB | |
| 18 | short | 3 | 309 | Sidewalk and beyond OB, bathroom concrete OB |
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Schedule
Week 1: Cedar Throne
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 2: Sweetbriar Tribute
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 3: Basket Swat
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 4: Shirley Spill
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 5: Woods Nap
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 6: Tensions Boil
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 7: Royal Hiss
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 8: Basket Ambush
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 9: Heir Apparent
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 10: Final Purr
Course: Cedar Hills
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.