AR.RAL Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
The essentials
- Date
- Wednesday, Jul 29
- Time
- 8 AM to 6 PM
- Course
- Cedar Hills 5600 Sweetbriar Dr, Raleigh, NC 27604
- Price
- $6 + optional add-ons
- Format
- Singles · Hybrid start
When you show up
Some groups go off together and the rest have their own tee time. Get there about 15 minutes early and check in with the director.
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Event Details
About This League
Season finale 'Final Purr' at Cedar Hills! The Queen awaits your tribute. Last week was a ghost town—resurrect the raid! Wednesdays, flex or 6pm shotgun. 🍸🐈
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The season finale is here, and the dungeon is disturbingly quiet. The Tortoiseshell Queen is thirsty, and we need warm bodies to bring the Dirty Shirleys.
The Final Purr
Welcome to the season finale, 'Final Purr.' The campaign concludes at Cedar Hills, where the Boss Mob—a regal, highly arrogant tortoiseshell cat wearing a sparkly rhinestone tiara—sits atop the Hole 1 basket. She is not amused by last week's absence. We're treating this like the final chapter of a grimdark fantasy epic, mostly because the alternative is admitting we're just adults throwing plastic in the woods.
The Boss Mob
Visualize the antagonist: A vibrant digital comic book illustration of a sassy tortoiseshell cat, luxuriously seated on a metal disc golf basket in a heavily wooded park. She wears a sparkly rhinestone tiara and sips a bright red cherry cocktail (a Dirty Shirley) from a fancy glass with a straw. Rich saturated colors, dramatic lighting, highly detailed, sassy and humorous tone. This is your final judge, jury, and executioner.
The Raid Schedule
- Day: Wednesdays (Season Finale: Week 10)
- Location: Cedar Hills (Raleigh, NC)
- Start Time: Flex starts available 8:00 AM - 4:40 PM, or Shotgun Start at 6:00 PM
- Course Vibe: Elevation changes, technical lines, and the constant threat of the Queen's judgment.
The Tribute (Fees)
Current Relic Holders
The Raleigh Dungeon Crawler series is drawing to a close. Cameron Collar is holding court in RAD with 364 points, looking untouchable. Over in RPA, Bradley Bushman is sitting pretty at 285 points. In RAH, John Shearin leads the charge. Are you going to let them keep the loot, or are you staging a coup?
SERVER CRITICAL: Low Participation
The Blacksmith (Sponsor)
Big thanks to our local retail partner, Another Round Raleigh—Raleigh's Premier Disc Golf Shop and Tap Room. They are the Vendor supplying the provisions for this long campaign. Stop by the shop to upgrade your gear and fuel up at the tap room. Without them, we're just LARPing in the woods with broken plastic.
From the depths of the Underdark... which is just the broadcast booth with mood lighting... I'm Flippy, signing off on the season. Don't let the Queen scratch you.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Cedar Hills
AR.RAL - Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
AR.RAL Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Cedar Hills Rotary Park - AR.RAL - Cedar Hills Dirty Shirleys
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 224 | Pavilion, basketball court OB, creek bed and beyond OB | ||
| 2 | Short | 3 | 311 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | |
| 3 | 3 | 257 | Pavilion OB | ||
| 4 | 3 | 204 | Road and beyond OB | ||
| 5 | 3 | 302 | Tennis courts OB | ||
| 6 | Long | 4 | 496 | Pond surrounded by water OB | |
| 7 | Short | 3 | 257 | Pond surrounded by Water OB. After tee shots, proceed down the right side of the pond to avoid play on Hole 6. |
|
| 9 | Left | 3 | 325 | Parking lot OB. Paved/Concrete and beyond OB. | |
| 10 | Short | 3 | 276 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 278 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | ||
| 12 | 3 | 369 | Parking lot and sidewalk and beyond OB | ||
| 13 | 4 | 415 | Ballfield OB | ||
| 13B | 3 | 229 | Bathroom concrete OB. Ballfield OB. Tennis Courts OB. | ||
| 14 | 3 | 256 | |||
| 15 | 3 | 317 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | ||
| 16 | Right | 3 | 295 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | |
| 17 | Short | 3 | 236 | No OB | |
| 18 | short | 3 | 309 | Sidewalk and beyond OB, bathroom concrete OB |
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Schedule
Week 1: Cedar Throne
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 2: Sweetbriar Tribute
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 3: Basket Swat
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 4: Shirley Spill
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 5: Woods Nap
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 6: Tensions Boil
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 7: Royal Hiss
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 8: Basket Ambush
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 9: Heir Apparent
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 10: Final Purr
Course: Cedar Hills
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
